Sunday, March 22, 2009

phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

April Fool SMS / This is a VIRUS


WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

darne ki kya bat hai

April Fool SMS / ek admi kabar par betha tha,

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

If ever in your life u r very sad

April Fool SMS / Feeling fool

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

April Fool SMS / Normally Fool

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

When ur life is in darkness

April Fool SMS / Bill

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

if u don't mind

April Fool SMS / Cooking Fool

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



K



ki




kis




kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

When things go wrong

April Fool SMS / sadness

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.