Khilaaf Saazish Ho Rahi Hai

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / barish mein hota

Yeh Jo Dhoop Main Baarish Ho Rahi Hai
Sooraj K Khilaaf Saazish Ho Rahi Hai

Rait Pani Main Hal Ho Nahi Sakti
Yeh Tabiyat Badal Nahi Sakti

tears in ur life.

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / smile ,,,...

Every raindrop wud be one of ur smile,

I wish that it rains heavily through out.

So that there is no space for tears in ur life.

STAY HAPPY ALWAYS...GUD MRNG

dilon per dastak deti hai

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / couplet of rain

Barish!
Tu jab band kawaron aur dilon per dastak deti hai
Sari baaten keh janey ko dil karta hai...
Terey sath hi beh janey ko dil karta hai!!!!

Barish Hoti Rehti Hai

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / funny sms

Shaid Koi Khuhish Roti Rehti Hai.....





Meray Andar Barish Hoti Rehti Hai

It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / love in rain

Rain is not only drops of water.

It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.

They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.

Enjoy the LOVE of naure.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / rain drops

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat
Bheegi Si Yaad
Bhuli Hui Baat
Bhula Hua Waqt
Wo Bheegi c Aankhai'n
Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko
December Ki Pehli Barsaat

SArdi ki PehLi BAriSh

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / happy rain

PehAn Lo TuM SweAter TuMSe yEhi hy HAmAri GuzArish , , ,

Mubarak hO Aap sAbko SArdi ki PehLi BAriSh . . . :p :d ;->

HApPy RAIN . . . /

Ajj Barish Me Tumare

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / time in love

Ajj Barish Me Tumare Sang Nahana Hy

Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hy

Barish K Katre Jo Tere Honton Pe Gire

Un Katron Ko Apne Honton Se Uthana Hy ;->

Happy Rain

barasti rahe sawan

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / rain rain

kal raat barasti rahe sawan ki ghataein...
aur hum teri yaad mey dil khol k roye...

I’m with u

Love SMS / Text Messages / be with you

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

spend less than half in finding U

Love SMS / Text Messages / half an hour

It takes half of our life to find true love,
And half to keep them.

I am lucky to spend less than half in finding U
And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.

Ocean of tears

Love SMS / Text Messages / real meaning of love

What is LOVE?

L for Land of sorrow.
O for Ocean of tears.
V for Velley of death.
E?for End of life

i won’t leave u

Love SMS / Text Messages / 90% done

When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do…
when i tell u i’ll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all…i’ll b here, i’ll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won’t leave u.

The waves in my ocean,

Love SMS / Text Messages / day ,night

You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.

like to catch

Love SMS / Text Messages / beautiful desire

Love is something beautiful,a desire,
A feeling that one would like to catch.
Love is the feeling that makes you feel alive.
Love is something that may never go away!

Love only says

Love SMS / Text Messages / who r u ?

Love doesnt ask
Who r u?
Love only says
U r mine
Love doesnt ask
Where do u live?
Love says
U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask
Do u love me?
Love only says
I love u

I’d pick U

Love SMS / Text Messages / cant complete the phrase

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.

love for you is like water,

Love SMS / Text Messages / countless love

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

lakeeren kahin

Love SMS / Text Messages / trip love

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,

Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

mohabbat mere naam kar do

Love SMS / Text Messages / heart heart heart

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

i slip- i trip

Love SMS / Text Messages / stumble in love

Accidents do happen.
i slip- i trip- i stumble-
i fall & usually i dont
care at all.but now i dont
know what to do coz
i slipped and fell in love with u…..

U wana Liv wd me?

Love SMS / Text Messages / love story

A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.

U and I’m DEAD!

Love SMS / Text Messages / died in love

Just had an x-ray taken.
Guess what they found?
It was U safely stucked in my heart.
They said my heart is fine with U in it.
Remove U and I’m DEAD!

Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara

Love SMS / Text Messages / objection in love

Humne Chaand se pooha
teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara
kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay
dekh kar mein chamakta hoon

beautiful, & angelic

Love SMS / Text Messages / destiny ,,,,,,

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

stop dreaming

Love SMS / Text Messages / stop believing

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful.

bulbule sa hai mera pyar

Love SMS / Text Messages / lost love

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi,
To mere pyar ko bay hisaab pao gi,

Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thees lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

already stolen by me

Love SMS / Text Messages / broken heart

Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

ghum se vasta

Love SMS / Text Messages / incredible love

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

But the best way to fall

Love SMS / Text Messages / high volume for love

U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me

Tum jahan daikho gay

Love SMS / Text Messages / love and love

Hum is qadar tum per mur mitain gay,
Tum jahan daikho gay hum hi tumhain dikhengay,

Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad,
Hamaray bad hamari pyar ki dastan dunia walay likhain gay,

gagan chor denge

Love SMS / Text Messages / latest love sms

Panchi keh rahey hain k hum chaman chor denge,
aur sitare keh rahey hain ki hum gagan chor denge,

Agar tere ishq mein main mar bhi jaun ae sanam,
Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chor denge

sweet poison:

Love SMS / Text Messages / comprehensive love

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place

trouble my friend

Love SMS / Text Messages / warning time in love

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what they call, “love”.

kuch kahana chahata hu,

Love SMS / Text Messages / asking in love....,,,

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

magar shikwa nahi kertay

Love SMS / Text Messages / chances of love

Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertay
hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertay
jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain
jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertay

apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon,

Love SMS / Text Messages / forget abt world in love

Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon,
main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon,

Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat,
Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

Unko hamari yaad aaye

Love SMS / Text Messages / love means,,,

PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

Love asked Friendship

Love SMS / Text Messages / friendship..

One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”

falling in love with you

Love SMS / Text Messages, / love fate........

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

call it a responsibility.

Love SMS / Text Messages / responsibility in love

What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
And
for me it’s U.

I love u when u r sad

Love SMS / Text Messages / i love u


I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.

Mombati boli

Love SMS / Text Messages / mad in love

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di,
woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

dua naa kar

Love SMS / Text Messages / prayer for love

Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar,
Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar,
Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan,
Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.

kiss was a raindrop

Love SMS / Text Messages / kiss of love

If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.

zaroorat si lagti hai

Love SMS / Text Messages / love dream


Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai

found LOVE

Love SMS / Text Messages / search in love

Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST
EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST
HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST
If u’ve found it, u’ve found LOVE

iqrar kehte hain

Love SMS / Text Messages / listen to heart

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

mohabbat say mujhey chuna hai

Love SMS / Text Messages / love couplet

Aaj is qadar raah main ishq bikhra para hai,
Aaj her khushbo phiki, aur gumnaam her dua hai,
Is anjaan duniya main aap kahan say aa gayai?
Koon ho aap, jis nay mohabbat say mujhey chuna hai

opportunity to express

Love SMS / Text Messages / love tip

Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

zindagi say jur jatay hain

Love SMS / Text Messages / race with life in love

Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,
Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar,
Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain

sikhado zara

Love SMS / Text Messages / understanding in love

Dosti karna hamain bhi sikhado zara,
Us dil k konay mein hum ko bhi bithado zara,

Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi,
Zuban say na sahi sms se to batado zara.

DOSTI ka

Love SMS / Text Messages / think in love

Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal main daingay,
Koi maangay yeh DOSTI to usay taal daingay.

Agar dil nay kaha k tum BEWAFA ho,
To qasam say is DIL ko bhi SEENAY say nikal daingay.

pukaroge pyar se hame

Love SMS / Text Messages / die in love

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

MY LIFE!

Love SMS / Text Messages / love is life

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life� You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

falling in love

Love SMS / Text Messages / love smile

DON’T frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

used Socks main smell

Love SMS / Text Messages / love smell


bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U�

wo kya jane ki dil

Love SMS / Text Messages / cant forget her

Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
�isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.

Log kahte hai kii jis se

Love SMS / Text Messages / no end of love

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
woh chand ka ek tukda hai
hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
chand uus ka ek tukda hai

Ae khat

Love SMS / Text Messages / love letters

Ae khat ja unke hatho ko chum le.wo padhe to unke hotho ko chumle.khuda na kare wo phar bhi dale, to girte girte unke kadmo ko chum lay.

Jane kis baat

Love SMS / Text Messages / mod of love

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.

Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

SMS bankar

Love SMS / Text Messages / mood of love

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

yaadein meri, magar

Love SMS / Text Messages / fall in love

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

with expiry

Wife SMS / Text Messages / girlfriend sms........

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

2 dant

Wife SMS / Text Messages / dirt ...............

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

A second.

Wife SMS / Text Messages / in a second........

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Very simple

Wife SMS / Text Messages / last year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Sirf Gobar

Wife SMS / Text Messages / dirty sms

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??

Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho

Wife SMS / Text Messages / insulting of wife

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

phone pay

Wife SMS / Text Messages / at dinner table

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

bhai ye post office hai, ?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / police station

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

rest of your life.

Wife SMS / Text Messages / thanks to wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Ek dum

Wife SMS / Text Messages / mocking at wife

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Your honour

Wife SMS / Text Messages / honour of husband

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Madam, your husband

Wife SMS / Text Messages / husband to a teacher

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Yr 1.O bunty k pappa

Wife SMS / Text Messages / so many husbands

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Main aap ko save karti

Wife SMS / Text Messages / flirt to his wife

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / shopkeeper with his wife

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola

Wife SMS / Text Messages / sardar with his wife

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 churail kabhi mere age

Wife SMS / Text Messages / hand fighting of spouses

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Phir woh meri mangetr bani

Wife SMS / Text Messages / hindi sms for wife

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

what’s on the TV

Wife SMS / Text Messages / dusty wife

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

Nonsense it’s only a matter

Wife SMS / Text Messages / wife succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

20 years.

Wife SMS / Text Messages / 20 years would be enough

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

ghalat fehmi ?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / sleepy sms

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

tum kon hoo

Wife SMS / Text Messages / sad sms for wife

Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

suno ji doctor

Wife SMS / Text Messages / flirting sms

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Friends are like Pepsi

Wife SMS / Text Messages / humor sms

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Yeh kutta ek din

Wife SMS / Text Messages / joke of the day

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

kidney fails

Wife SMS / Text Messages / funny kidney translation

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

What is so interesting in me

Wife SMS / Text Messages / interesting sms

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

15 din aur ruk jao

Wife SMS / Text Messages / blind love sms

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

Mai is Khamoshi

Wife SMS / Text Messages / silent proposal

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

2 thappar maaray

Wife SMS / Text Messages / slap sms

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

dimagh kharab mat karo,

Wife SMS / Text Messages / hindi sms

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

dimagh kharab mat karo,

Wife SMS / Text Messages / hindi sms

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

3 movie tickets

Wife SMS / Text Messages / enjoy sunday

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Wow! itni lambi

Wife SMS / Text Messages / celebration sms

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

marry again

Wife SMS / Text Messages / proposal sms

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

wife & saali

Wife SMS / Text Messages / joke in hindi

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

die

Wife SMS / Text Messages / quarrel life

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

my choices?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / husband's dinner

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Continue to do so

Wife SMS / Text Messages / different between wife and mother

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

A Billionaire

Wife SMS / Text Messages, / husband millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

When there is a problem

Wife SMS / Text Messages, / fighting between spouses sms

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

what r u looking 4?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / for spouses

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Fighting Everytime

Wise SMS Quotes, / funny joke of spouses

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

everyday.

Wise SMS Quotes, / get in english

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

De de, tujhe

Wise SMS Quotes / in hindi

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

catch the tail

Wise SMS Quotes / tip tail .........


Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style,tail follows!!
Live life with ur own rules

still a rat ? ? ?

Wise SMS Quotes / trouble gets in ......

The trouble with a rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a rat.

So always run with lions.
no matter even if u r defeated,
U are still a lion.

something better

Wise SMS Quotes / 3 ways .......

Life gives answer in 3 ways…
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!

Brilliant means

Wise SMS Quotes / brilliant.....

Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.

takes away something from your hand

Wise SMS Quotes / takes away .........

When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!

takes an exam

Wise SMS Quotes / strict.... examine

Life is more strict than a teacher
A teacher teaches a lesson
and takes an exam.
.
.
.
.
But life takes an exam
and then teaches a lesson.

Brilliant opportunity

Wise SMS Quotes / opportunity.....

Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.

eyes with tears

Wise SMS Quotes / miss...... someone

“If you miss an opportunity
don’t fill ur eyes with tears.
It may hide yet another opportunity
lying in front of you”

Failure is not the real end

Wise SMS Quotes / failure......

Full stop is not a real end,
Because we can form a sentence after that.
Like that in life,
Failure is not the real end,
It is the real beginning of success.

difficult lesson

Wise SMS Quotes / most difficult.....

The most difficult
lesson to lean is,

which hand you
hold for your life
or
which one to break off.

allow it to ruin

Wise SMS Quotes / outstanding tip for relations

Anger is a short madness.

Don’t allow it to ruin
long standing relations.

full of Blessings

Wise SMS Quotes / stop crying......

One Man Cried Wen
He had no shoes ,
But he stopped crying when
He saw a man without legs….
Life is full of Blessings ,
Sum time we Don’t understand it..!! !!

stopped watch

Wise SMS Quotes / positive attitude

Always have a
positive attitude in life.
There is something positive
In every person.
Even a stopped watch is right
Twice a day

deserve your tears

Wise SMS Quotes / weeping sms

Never cry for any relation in life
Because for the one whom you cry
Does not deserve your tears
And the one who deserves
Will never let you cry…

wish most happines

Wise SMS Quotes / fly like a butterfly

Happiness is like a butterfly,
u run after it, it keeps flying away.
If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders.

Wish u the most happiest moments!

successful touches ur feet

Wise SMS Quotes / successful tip

When your successful
your well wishers know
who you are

when you are unsuccessful
you know
who your well wishers are

ruthless effort

Wise SMS Quotes / effort makes everything

Effort is important,
but knowing where
to make an effort
in your life
makes all the difference.

beautiful faith

Wise SMS Quotes / islamic sms

3 Chizon per qabu rakho
“GHUSSA”
“DOOLAT”
“NAFS”

3 chizon say nafrat karo
“ZULM”
“GHUROOR”
“BEHAYAI”

3 chizon ko Apnao
“EMAN”
“QURAN”
“SABAR”

3 chizon ko yaad rakho
“AHSAAN”
“DOOST”
“MAUT”

3 chizon say bacho
“HASAD”
“CHUGLI”
“GHEEBAT”

3 chizain soch ker uthao
“QALAM”
“QADAM”
“QASAM”

beautiful life

Wise SMS Quotes / faithful sms

A beautiful belief:

If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.

If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience

If he doesn’t answer,
He knows u can handle

Picture of ur life

Wise SMS Quotes / enjoyable sms

Each moment of your life is a picture
which u had never seen before.
And which ull never see again so enjoy
&
live life & make each moment beautiful….

Done ur wish

Wise SMS Quotes / lucky sms

U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE

Thought !!!!!

Wise SMS Quotes / critical sms

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
“Treat everyone with politeness,
even those who are rude to you,
not because they are not nice,
but because YOU are nice!.”

Rat kill lion

Wise SMS Quotes / poem sms

The trouble with a Rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a Rat.

So Always run with Lions.
No matter even if u r defeated,
u are still a Lion.

Sacrifice for love

Wise SMS Quotes / gazing love

Sacrifice is greater than love,

character is greater than beauty,

humanity is greater than wealth,

but nothing is greater than good relations.

Fall in defeat

Wise SMS Quotes / defeat life

Falling down is not defeat
.
.
.
defeat is when your refuse to get up…

lucky Sms

Wise SMS Quotes / custom sms

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!

feel happy

Wise SMS Quotes / comprehensive sms

Never search ur happiness in
others which will make u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will
feel happy even if u are left alone

Tip of the day

tip of the tail / Wise SMS Quotes

Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style,Tail follows!!
Live life with ur own rules….

Genuine success

English sms version / Wise SMS Quotes

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck

Fantasy life

dream of ur life / Wise SMS Quotes

The pleasure of having a dream is that it is a fantasy.
If it happens, it was never really a dream, it was destiny.