Free Text Sms: 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

April Fool SMS / This is a VIRUS

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

darne ki kya bat hai

April Fool SMS / ek admi kabar par betha tha,

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

If ever in your life u r very sad

April Fool SMS / Feeling fool

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

April Fool SMS / Normally Fool

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

When ur life is in darkness

April Fool SMS / Bill

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

if u don't mind

April Fool SMS / Cooking Fool

If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

When things go wrong

April Fool SMS / sadness

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Yes Sir

April Fool SMS / Attendence Register

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Plz don't read this

April Fool SMS / Ho gay ga

Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
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dekha ho gaya na
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?
TIME WASTE!!

Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge

April Fool SMS / Truck Driver

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

2 late dont try 2 change

April Fool SMS / Proved to be a fool

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha

April Fool SMS / heart stealer

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

"HeArT aTtAcK"

April Fool SMS / do nothing

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

You are a GHONCHU..

April Fool SMS / Great Fool

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

B. I. T. C. H.

April Fool SMS / bitch fool sms

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

April Fool SMS / Fool Master

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

aprilfool, aprilfool

April Fool SMS / Fool

jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

April Fool SMS / Making Fool on Tv

Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

277451366514612382623

April Fool SMS / Planning

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

April Fool SMS / Talks for Fool

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

April Fool SMS / Get in Hindi

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Smart. Intelligent. Sweet.

April Fool SMS / Foolish Will Remain Fool

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

CUTE persons in the world!!

April Fool SMS / Largest Fool

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai…

April Fool SMS / Himself is a fool

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

Am Going To U.S.A.

April Fool SMS / Making Fool

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday

April Fool SMS / Cheers the fool

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday

I know u can't wait,

So,

CONGRATZ !!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai

April Fool SMS / coming fool

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

April Fool SMS / Tries

Try this....

Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...

277451366514612382623

Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...

32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.

April Fool SMS / Funny Fool

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

Ur Thoughts,

April Fool SMS / Collective Zone

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

April Fool SMS / Cartoon Fun

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

the EYE SPECIALIST

April Fool SMS / Largest Collection of April fool

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

April Fool SMS / Fact Fool

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Lonely Without U

April Fool SMS / worries

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Lonely Without U

April Fool SMS / worries

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

It's impossible for me to live without U

April Fool SMS / Happy April Fool

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Doing nothing?

April Fool SMS / April fool

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

277451366514612382623

April Fool SMS / Planning

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days..

April Fool SMS / April Fool In U.S.A

Am Going To U.S.A.

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days...

Surprised?

After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009

I want to suck you

April Fool SMS / Suck And Lick

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

I want to suck you

April Fool SMS / Suck And Lick

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

When sadness fills your heart

April Fool SMS / Tips For making Fool

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

For mirinda "vivek"

April Fool SMS / Coca Soda

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

So Sweet is ur SMILE??

April Fool SMS / Sweety Fool Ban Gayi

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

U r Excellent

April Fool SMS / Attractive Hmmmmm

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

spreading these RUMOURS.

April Fool SMS / Charming Fool

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

equal to sixty james bond

April Fool SMS / become fool

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

Creating Useless

April Fool SMS / Misunderstanding

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

HUMB while reading a SMS.

April Fool SMS / April foolllll

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Beautiful

April Fool SMS / Beautiful

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

u r intellegent

April Fool SMS / Cute and Fool

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:

April Fool SMS / Smarty Fool

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....

JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT...

April Fool SMS / Connected With fool

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
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AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai

April Fool SMS / coming fool

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

31st March Or 1st april Fool

April Fool SMS/ monthly Fool

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

FOOL se FOOL

April Fool SMS / wonderFOOL

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,'U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

Go to "Write Messages

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

April Fool SMS / fool made by foolish

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

mai dhanush tu teer

April Fool SMS / dominated the fool

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.

April Fool SMS / questioning fool

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

i m sendinG This Fool msg .

April Fool SMS / searching for fool

i m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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''APRIL FOOL''

YOUR NAME

April Fool SMS / Name , place Fool

A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It's Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

April Fool SMS / Cartoon Fun

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

if anyone praises U 4 UR:

April Fool SMS / Naturely Fool

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->

Friday, March 20, 2009

simple c baat hai,

Flirt SMS / baby flirt

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

mobile is like women

Flirt SMS / women to her husband

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

bare zor kay sath,

Flirt SMS / urgent flirt

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

kaminay ho ?

Flirt SMS / khubsurat flirt

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

chand taray tor doon,

Flirt SMS / jhoot bolna

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

1960s Girl:

Flirt SMS / ancient flirt

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.

SMS karna chor dia

Flirt SMS / frequent flirt

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao

Flirt SMS / flirt sms

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Nalayak koi nahi!

Flirt SMS / flirt

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

No where should I Hide???

Flirt SMS / Government of Pakistan

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

U’r Attractive

Flirt SMS / funny flirty

A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

(motion) lagain

Flirt SMS / motion flirt

tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..

Jinki yaad mai hum bimar

Flirt SMS / flirt ka tariqa

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

khuda ka shukar karo aur,

Flirt SMS / bakwas maat karo

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

Flirt SMS / funny flirt

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?

ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

nahi pagal khanay banay…:D

Flirt SMS / smile flirt

Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay…:D

Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar

Flirt SMS / flirt chatting

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.

sandil utaroo kia

Flirt SMS / flirty girl

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

yaad aate ho

Flirt SMS / flirt guy

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Phulon se khoobsurat

Flirt SMS / flirt sms

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Flirt SMS / flirty sms

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

explaination

Birthday SMS

Birthday sms is the easiest way to tell your friend or family that you remember them. A happy birthday sms which is sent on time, as soon at the clock strikes 12 is a signal to be alerted and ready to receive tons of compliments, some peoples will send you funny birthday sms, on the other hand some people will send you wise sms birthday message.

Peoples usually search for birthday sms by using following keywords

Birthday greeting sms , birthday greeting sms, sms birthday wish, free birthday sms , birthday hindi sms , birthday text sms

birthday 2day

Birthday SMS / big hotel

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

never look any older?:)

Birthday SMS / remenbrance of love

How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)

love and laughter

Birthday SMS / colors and colors

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.�

In life always come

Birthday SMS / thoughts of love

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

heart can hold,

Birthday SMS / hold fast

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

wipes wrinkle away

Birthday SMS / lost angel

A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….

Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Birthday SMS / showers of gifts

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

lost his most beautiful angel

Birthday SMS / rainy day

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

someone needs you

Birthday SMS / under the pressure

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

Sweetheart

Birthday SMS / sweet wish

Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me.

from Lovely Friend

Birthday SMS / cheap imitations

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Some people like monday

Birthday SMS / riddle me that

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!

friendship, that we’ve shared.

Birthday SMS / big share

Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.

lakhs on weddings

Birthday SMS / big deal

You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME….

Dont lose your confidence

Birthday SMS / short life

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday

best day of the year!

Birthday SMS / special day for u

For the world, i’s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

take the opportunity,

Birthday SMS / green ur life

Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday

dedicated ceremony,

Birthday SMS / wedding tiding

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

wishes of success,

Birthday SMS / prosperity 4 u

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Smile while you still have teeth

Birthday SMS / wisdom words

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.

Many many happy returns of the day

marvellous monday… hbirthday

Birthday SMS / fresh gift

Fresh air… fresh idea…
fresh talent… fresh energy…
i wish u to have a…
special sunday..
marvellous monday…
tasty tuesday…
wonderful wednesday…
thankful thursday…
friendly friday…
successful saturday…
*have a great week ahead*
and
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

this special day

Birthday SMS / filled with laughter

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday

wishes comes true!

Birthday SMS / lead a life

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

Birthday SMS / happy returns

Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

child was born,

Birthday SMS / glad tidings

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

feelings are left unexpressed,

Birthday SMS / unsaid sayings

Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,

happy birth day to u!

You look good for your age

Birthday SMS / congrats...

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

birthday be perfect for you

Birthday SMS / joys birthday

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

HAPPY B-DAY.

Birthday SMS / no comments for that

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

Happy birthday 2 uu , love-n-joy 2 you,

Birthday SMS / gleeful celebration

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true,
May every star of ever night,
Bring love-n-joy 2 you,

Happy birthday 2 uu

yahan bhej ker

Birthday SMS / sorrow birthday :p

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

wishes.happy birthday

Birthday SMS / increasement in year

Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

Birthday SMS / birthday sms in hindi

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

dreams come true,

Birthday SMS / true celebration

In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….

Hope ur birthdays great.

Birthday SMS / birthday just a fun

Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Happy birthday 2 u

Birthday SMS / happy birthday sms

Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo’ u were born in d zoo’ with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u!

Naya Janam Din

Birthday SMS / birth

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Chandni Mubarak.

Birthday SMS / happy many many returns

Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak..
Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak…
Hamari taraf se aap ko … Naya Janam Din Mubarak

hazaro saal,

Birthday SMS / convince them

Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!

hans hans kar bolaa,

Birthday SMS / birthday....

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak �ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

may ur future always shine. .

Birthday SMS / new birthday sms

“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Khilaaf Saazish Ho Rahi Hai

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / barish mein hota

Yeh Jo Dhoop Main Baarish Ho Rahi Hai
Sooraj K Khilaaf Saazish Ho Rahi Hai

Rait Pani Main Hal Ho Nahi Sakti
Yeh Tabiyat Badal Nahi Sakti

tears in ur life.

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / smile ,,,...

Every raindrop wud be one of ur smile,

I wish that it rains heavily through out.

So that there is no space for tears in ur life.

STAY HAPPY ALWAYS...GUD MRNG

dilon per dastak deti hai

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / couplet of rain

Barish!
Tu jab band kawaron aur dilon per dastak deti hai
Sari baaten keh janey ko dil karta hai...
Terey sath hi beh janey ko dil karta hai!!!!

Barish Hoti Rehti Hai

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / funny sms

Shaid Koi Khuhish Roti Rehti Hai.....

Meray Andar Barish Hoti Rehti Hai

It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / love in rain

Rain is not only drops of water.

It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.

They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.

Enjoy the LOVE of naure.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / rain drops

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat
Bheegi Si Yaad
Bhuli Hui Baat
Bhula Hua Waqt
Wo Bheegi c Aankhai'n
Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko
December Ki Pehli Barsaat

SArdi ki PehLi BAriSh

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / happy rain

PehAn Lo TuM SweAter TuMSe yEhi hy HAmAri GuzArish , , ,

Mubarak hO Aap sAbko SArdi ki PehLi BAriSh . . . :p :d ;->

HApPy RAIN . . . /

Ajj Barish Me Tumare

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / time in love

Ajj Barish Me Tumare Sang Nahana Hy

Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hy

Barish K Katre Jo Tere Honton Pe Gire

Un Katron Ko Apne Honton Se Uthana Hy ;->

Happy Rain

barasti rahe sawan

Rainy Day Barish SMS / Text Messages / rain rain

kal raat barasti rahe sawan ki ghataein...
aur hum teri yaad mey dil khol k roye...

I’m with u

Love SMS / Text Messages / be with you

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

spend less than half in finding U

Love SMS / Text Messages / half an hour

It takes half of our life to find true love,
And half to keep them.

I am lucky to spend less than half in finding U
And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.

Ocean of tears

Love SMS / Text Messages / real meaning of love

What is LOVE?

L for Land of sorrow.
O for Ocean of tears.
V for Velley of death.
E?for End of life

i won’t leave u

Love SMS / Text Messages / 90% done

When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do…
when i tell u i’ll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all…i’ll b here, i’ll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won’t leave u.

The waves in my ocean,

Love SMS / Text Messages / day ,night

You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.

like to catch

Love SMS / Text Messages / beautiful desire

Love is something beautiful,a desire,
A feeling that one would like to catch.
Love is the feeling that makes you feel alive.
Love is something that may never go away!

Love only says

Love SMS / Text Messages / who r u ?

Love doesnt ask
Who r u?
Love only says
U r mine
Love doesnt ask
Where do u live?
Love says
U live in my heart
Love doesnt ask
Do u love me?
Love only says
I love u

I’d pick U

Love SMS / Text Messages / cant complete the phrase

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.

love for you is like water,

Love SMS / Text Messages / countless love

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

lakeeren kahin

Love SMS / Text Messages / trip love

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,

Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

mohabbat mere naam kar do

Love SMS / Text Messages / heart heart heart

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

i slip- i trip

Love SMS / Text Messages / stumble in love

Accidents do happen.
i slip- i trip- i stumble-
i fall & usually i dont
care at all.but now i dont
know what to do coz
i slipped and fell in love with u…..

U wana Liv wd me?

Love SMS / Text Messages / love story

A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.

U and I’m DEAD!

Love SMS / Text Messages / died in love

Just had an x-ray taken.
Guess what they found?
It was U safely stucked in my heart.
They said my heart is fine with U in it.
Remove U and I’m DEAD!

Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara

Love SMS / Text Messages / objection in love

Humne Chaand se pooha
teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara
kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay
dekh kar mein chamakta hoon

beautiful, & angelic

Love SMS / Text Messages / destiny ,,,,,,

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

stop dreaming

Love SMS / Text Messages / stop believing

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful.

bulbule sa hai mera pyar

Love SMS / Text Messages / lost love

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi,
To mere pyar ko bay hisaab pao gi,

Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thees lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

already stolen by me

Love SMS / Text Messages / broken heart

Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

ghum se vasta

Love SMS / Text Messages / incredible love

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

But the best way to fall

Love SMS / Text Messages / high volume for love

U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me

Tum jahan daikho gay

Love SMS / Text Messages / love and love

Hum is qadar tum per mur mitain gay,
Tum jahan daikho gay hum hi tumhain dikhengay,

Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad,
Hamaray bad hamari pyar ki dastan dunia walay likhain gay,

gagan chor denge

Love SMS / Text Messages / latest love sms

Panchi keh rahey hain k hum chaman chor denge,
aur sitare keh rahey hain ki hum gagan chor denge,

Agar tere ishq mein main mar bhi jaun ae sanam,
Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chor denge

sweet poison:

Love SMS / Text Messages / comprehensive love

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place

trouble my friend

Love SMS / Text Messages / warning time in love

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what they call, “love”.

kuch kahana chahata hu,

Love SMS / Text Messages / asking in love....,,,

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

magar shikwa nahi kertay

Love SMS / Text Messages / chances of love

Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertay
hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertay
jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain
jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertay

apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon,

Love SMS / Text Messages / forget abt world in love

Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon,
main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon,

Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat,
Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

Unko hamari yaad aaye

Love SMS / Text Messages / love means,,,

PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

Love asked Friendship

Love SMS / Text Messages / friendship..

One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”

falling in love with you

Love SMS / Text Messages, / love fate........

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

call it a responsibility.

Love SMS / Text Messages / responsibility in love

What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.
And
for me it’s U.

I love u when u r sad

Love SMS / Text Messages / i love u

I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.

Mombati boli

Love SMS / Text Messages / mad in love

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di,
woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

dua naa kar

Love SMS / Text Messages / prayer for love

Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar,
Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar,
Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan,
Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.

kiss was a raindrop

Love SMS / Text Messages / kiss of love

If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me.

zaroorat si lagti hai

Love SMS / Text Messages / love dream

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai
Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon
Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai

found LOVE

Love SMS / Text Messages / search in love

Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST
EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST
HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST
If u’ve found it, u’ve found LOVE

iqrar kehte hain

Love SMS / Text Messages / listen to heart

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

mohabbat say mujhey chuna hai

Love SMS / Text Messages / love couplet

Aaj is qadar raah main ishq bikhra para hai,
Aaj her khushbo phiki, aur gumnaam her dua hai,
Is anjaan duniya main aap kahan say aa gayai?
Koon ho aap, jis nay mohabbat say mujhey chuna hai

opportunity to express

Love SMS / Text Messages / love tip

Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

zindagi say jur jatay hain

Love SMS / Text Messages / race with life in love

Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,
Kehtay hain us daur ko pyaar,
Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain

sikhado zara

Love SMS / Text Messages / understanding in love

Dosti karna hamain bhi sikhado zara,
Us dil k konay mein hum ko bhi bithado zara,

Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi,
Zuban say na sahi sms se to batado zara.

DOSTI ka

Love SMS / Text Messages / think in love

Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal main daingay,
Koi maangay yeh DOSTI to usay taal daingay.

Agar dil nay kaha k tum BEWAFA ho,
To qasam say is DIL ko bhi SEENAY say nikal daingay.

pukaroge pyar se hame

Love SMS / Text Messages / die in love

Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

MY LIFE!

Love SMS / Text Messages / love is life

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life� You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

falling in love

Love SMS / Text Messages / love smile

DON’T frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

used Socks main smell

Love SMS / Text Messages / love smell

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U�

wo kya jane ki dil

Love SMS / Text Messages / cant forget her

Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
�isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.

Log kahte hai kii jis se

Love SMS / Text Messages / no end of love

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
woh chand ka ek tukda hai
hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
chand uus ka ek tukda hai

Ae khat

Love SMS / Text Messages / love letters

Ae khat ja unke hatho ko chum le.wo padhe to unke hotho ko chumle.khuda na kare wo phar bhi dale, to girte girte unke kadmo ko chum lay.

Jane kis baat

Love SMS / Text Messages / mod of love

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.

Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

SMS bankar

Love SMS / Text Messages / mood of love

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

yaadein meri, magar

Love SMS / Text Messages / fall in love

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

with expiry

Wife SMS / Text Messages / girlfriend sms........

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

2 dant

Wife SMS / Text Messages / dirt ...............

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

A second.

Wife SMS / Text Messages / in a second........

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Very simple

Wife SMS / Text Messages / last year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Sirf Gobar

Wife SMS / Text Messages / dirty sms

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??

Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho

Wife SMS / Text Messages / insulting of wife

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

phone pay

Wife SMS / Text Messages / at dinner table

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

bhai ye post office hai, ?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / police station

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

rest of your life.

Wife SMS / Text Messages / thanks to wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Ek dum

Wife SMS / Text Messages / mocking at wife

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Your honour

Wife SMS / Text Messages / honour of husband

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Madam, your husband

Wife SMS / Text Messages / husband to a teacher

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Yr 1.O bunty k pappa

Wife SMS / Text Messages / so many husbands

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Main aap ko save karti

Wife SMS / Text Messages / flirt to his wife

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / shopkeeper with his wife

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola

Wife SMS / Text Messages / sardar with his wife

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 churail kabhi mere age

Wife SMS / Text Messages / hand fighting of spouses

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Phir woh meri mangetr bani

Wife SMS / Text Messages / hindi sms for wife

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

what’s on the TV

Wife SMS / Text Messages / dusty wife

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

Nonsense it’s only a matter

Wife SMS / Text Messages / wife succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

20 years.

Wife SMS / Text Messages / 20 years would be enough

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

ghalat fehmi ?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / sleepy sms

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

tum kon hoo

Wife SMS / Text Messages / sad sms for wife

Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

suno ji doctor

Wife SMS / Text Messages / flirting sms

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Friends are like Pepsi

Wife SMS / Text Messages / humor sms

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Yeh kutta ek din

Wife SMS / Text Messages / joke of the day

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

kidney fails

Wife SMS / Text Messages / funny kidney translation

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

What is so interesting in me

Wife SMS / Text Messages / interesting sms

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

15 din aur ruk jao

Wife SMS / Text Messages / blind love sms

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

Mai is Khamoshi

Wife SMS / Text Messages / silent proposal

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

2 thappar maaray

Wife SMS / Text Messages / slap sms

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

dimagh kharab mat karo,

Wife SMS / Text Messages / hindi sms

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

dimagh kharab mat karo,

3 movie tickets

Wife SMS / Text Messages / enjoy sunday

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Wow! itni lambi

Wife SMS / Text Messages / celebration sms

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

marry again

Wife SMS / Text Messages / proposal sms

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

wife & saali

Wife SMS / Text Messages / joke in hindi

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

die

Wife SMS / Text Messages / quarrel life

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

my choices?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / husband's dinner

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Continue to do so

Wife SMS / Text Messages / different between wife and mother

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

A Billionaire

Wife SMS / Text Messages, / husband millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

When there is a problem

Wife SMS / Text Messages, / fighting between spouses sms

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

what r u looking 4?

Wife SMS / Text Messages / for spouses

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Fighting Everytime

Wise SMS Quotes, / funny joke of spouses

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

everyday.

Wise SMS Quotes, / get in english

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

De de, tujhe

Wise SMS Quotes / in hindi

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

catch the tail

Wise SMS Quotes / tip tail .........

Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style,tail follows!!
Live life with ur own rules

still a rat ? ? ?

Wise SMS Quotes / trouble gets in ......

The trouble with a rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a rat.

So always run with lions.
no matter even if u r defeated,
U are still a lion.