Showing posts with label April Fool SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Fool SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2009

phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

April Fool SMS / This is a VIRUS


WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

darne ki kya bat hai

April Fool SMS / ek admi kabar par betha tha,

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

If ever in your life u r very sad

April Fool SMS / Feeling fool

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

April Fool SMS / Normally Fool

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

When ur life is in darkness

April Fool SMS / Bill

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

if u don't mind

April Fool SMS / Cooking Fool

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



K



ki




kis




kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

When things go wrong

April Fool SMS / sadness

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Yes Sir

April Fool SMS / Attendence Register

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Plz don't read this

April Fool SMS / Ho gay ga


Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge

April Fool SMS / Truck Driver

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

2 late dont try 2 change

April Fool SMS / Proved to be a fool

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha

April Fool SMS / heart stealer

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

"HeArT aTtAcK"

April Fool SMS / do nothing

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

You are a GHONCHU..

April Fool SMS / Great Fool

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

B. I. T. C. H.

April Fool SMS / bitch fool sms

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

April Fool SMS / Fool Master

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

aprilfool, aprilfool

April Fool SMS / Fool

jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

April Fool SMS / Making Fool on Tv


Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy






























Ek Aur Bana Dya



Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

277451366514612382623

April Fool SMS / Planning

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

April Fool SMS / Talks for Fool

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.