Sunday, March 22, 2009

phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

April Fool SMS / This is a VIRUS


WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

darne ki kya bat hai

April Fool SMS / ek admi kabar par betha tha,

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

If ever in your life u r very sad

April Fool SMS / Feeling fool

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

April Fool SMS / Normally Fool

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

When ur life is in darkness

April Fool SMS / Bill

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

if u don't mind

April Fool SMS / Cooking Fool

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



K



ki




kis




kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

When things go wrong

April Fool SMS / sadness

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Yes Sir

April Fool SMS / Attendence Register

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Plz don't read this

April Fool SMS / Ho gay ga


Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge

April Fool SMS / Truck Driver

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

2 late dont try 2 change

April Fool SMS / Proved to be a fool

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha

April Fool SMS / heart stealer

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

"HeArT aTtAcK"

April Fool SMS / do nothing

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

You are a GHONCHU..

April Fool SMS / Great Fool

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

B. I. T. C. H.

April Fool SMS / bitch fool sms

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

April Fool SMS / Fool Master

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

aprilfool, aprilfool

April Fool SMS / Fool

jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

April Fool SMS / Making Fool on Tv


Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy






























Ek Aur Bana Dya



Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

277451366514612382623

April Fool SMS / Planning

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

April Fool SMS / Talks for Fool

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

April Fool SMS / Get in Hindi

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Smart. Intelligent. Sweet.

April Fool SMS / Foolish Will Remain Fool

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

CUTE persons in the world!!

April Fool SMS / Largest Fool

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai…

April Fool SMS / Himself is a fool

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

Am Going To U.S.A.

April Fool SMS / Making Fool

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days
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.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday

April Fool SMS / Cheers the fool

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday






I know u can't wait,




So,






CONGRATZ !!



U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai

April Fool SMS / coming fool

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Go to "Write Messages

April Fool SMS / Tries


Try this....

Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...

277451366514612382623

Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...

32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.

April Fool SMS / Funny Fool


Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
.
.
.
.
.
Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

Ur Thoughts,

April Fool SMS / Collective Zone

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

April Fool SMS / Cartoon Fun

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

the EYE SPECIALIST

April Fool SMS / Largest Collection of April fool


In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

April Fool SMS / Fact Fool


Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Lonely Without U

April Fool SMS / worries


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Lonely Without U

April Fool SMS / worries


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

It's impossible for me to live without U

April Fool SMS / Happy April Fool


I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Doing nothing?

April Fool SMS / April fool


Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

277451366514612382623

April Fool SMS / Planning

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days..

April Fool SMS / April Fool In U.S.A

Am Going To U.S.A.




Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days...




Surprised?





After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009

I want to suck you

April Fool SMS / Suck And Lick


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

I want to suck you

April Fool SMS / Suck And Lick


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

When sadness fills your heart

April Fool SMS / Tips For making Fool


When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

For mirinda "vivek"

April Fool SMS / Coca Soda


For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

So Sweet is ur SMILE??

April Fool SMS / Sweety Fool Ban Gayi


So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

U r Excellent

April Fool SMS / Attractive Hmmmmm


A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

spreading these RUMOURS.

April Fool SMS / Charming Fool


U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

equal to sixty james bond

April Fool SMS / become fool


You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

Creating Useless

April Fool SMS / Misunderstanding


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

HUMB while reading a SMS.

April Fool SMS / April foolllll


A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Beautiful

April Fool SMS / Beautiful


U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

u r intellegent

April Fool SMS / Cute and Fool

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute










Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her


To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:

April Fool SMS / Smarty Fool

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....

JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT...

April Fool SMS / Connected With fool

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
..
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AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai

April Fool SMS / coming fool

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

31st March Or 1st april Fool

April Fool SMS/ monthly Fool

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

FOOL se FOOL

April Fool SMS / wonderFOOL

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,'U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

Go to "Write Messages

April Fool SMS / Tries


Try this....

Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...

277451366514612382623

Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

April Fool SMS / fool made by foolish


Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

mai dhanush tu teer

April Fool SMS / dominated the fool


Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.

April Fool SMS / questioning fool

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

i m sendinG This Fool msg .

April Fool SMS / searching for fool

i m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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.
who celeBrate
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''APRIL FOOL''

YOUR NAME

April Fool SMS / Name , place Fool


A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It's Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

April Fool SMS / Cartoon Fun

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

if anyone praises U 4 UR:

April Fool SMS / Naturely Fool


Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->